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Nine words women use:

1/Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (w moim wykonaniu: jasne)

2/ Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3/ Nothing
This is the calm before the storm.This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4/ Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (ja: "proszę bardzo")

5/ Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6/ That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7/ Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

8/ Whatever
Is a women's way of saying fuck you! (stosuję w wersji ang; w wersji polskiej: jak sobie chcesz)

9/ Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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